These were *some* of the testimonials I received when I launched my wordpress theme – WP Spire which was a squeeze/sales page theme (think of it now as a “page builder”) back in 2011.
I treat my products like my babies, applying tender loving care, as I will with anything I create or work on.
*WP Spire was a wordpress theme and plugin that allowed you to create different and unlimited page designs. Back then, page builders weren’t that common especially in the internet marketing niche, so I catered most of the designs to sales page/squeeze pages.
Here’s an archive.org page of the full testimonial page.